Yesterday my husband, referred to by the grandkids as Papa, was taking the 2 cutest kids in the world for a short drive. The 5-yr-old Jeff says in a very sad voice, "Grandma doesn't go to church." According to Papa the concern for my eternal salvation was evident in his voice. Three-yr-old Megan chimes in, "Grandma goes to the library."
I'm hoping the library is closer to heaven than hell.